Have you ever ...

Have you ever ....

thought you were living someone elses life?

woke up from a dream and thought it was real?

fell out of bed and stayed there?

had a better night's sleep on the couch?

felt guilty for no apparent reason? (all you pms-ing and end of cycle people excluded)

thought God was playing tricks on you .. like the movie Game?

had an itch you couldn't scratch ... like in your bones?

had a headache in your cheek?

thought pimples were for teens only?

wanted to run away? ... (teenagers excluded ... sorry)

laughed for no reason at all and have people look at you funny?

been in an elevator and gotten off on the wrong floor?

mailed a letter with those cancer awareness stickers instead of a stamp?

send a check to the wrong place and mailed it ... ?

gotten a phone call from the loan offices wondering where your payment is?

made farting noises in church?

Ok good. Cause like, I was just wondering if ...
..... I was just wondering if I was the only one.
Although, I haven't made farting noises in church .... yet .....