Really, God, Why?

Just some things I'd like to know ...

I love ham & turkey, but why does it have to give me migraines?
Why can't I drink certain beverages without puking?
Why is it that kids don't hear what you want them to hear, yet always hear what you don't want them to hear?
I love cheese, so why can't I eat any kind I want to without getting a headache?
Why don't guys understand that the dominoes comercial with the guy who says, "Honey the dominoes lady says we have 30 minutes. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" is actually true?
Why do people actually think green bean casserole is good?
Why did you make green beans anyway, no one likes them unless they are diguised as a casserole?
What really happened to the dinosaurs?
And how come if Darwin retracted his whole "Darwin Theory" why are people still so bent on persuing the issue and its' relavance?
Why can't learning a second language be as simple as riding a bike?
And why can't remembering be as easy as never forgetting how to ride a bike?
Chocolate? Why did you make it taste so good?
And the things that are good for us, taste so much better with chocolate?
Why does broccoli look like a miniature shrub?
When you flooded the world, what happened to all the water creatures; since some can't survive in salt water and some can't survive in fresh water ... I don't get it?
What ever happened to Molly Wringwald?
When can the Buffalo Bills actually like, win a super bowl ... really?
And like when can like the 80's come back, cuz like I like totally like miss it and stuff.....
Why can't working out for 30 minutes a day produce results as fast as eating 30 minutes a day does?
Since science is so incredable and like my favorite thing in the whole wise world, I mean wide world, could you please make it possible for men to experience PMS ... just once, please? I think it will take just one man to send the message ... well, maybe not.
What's really in McDonald's chicken nuggets?
Will pigs ever learn to fly?

I think that's all for now.
What a fun day!